What is it about the actor Adam Driver?

I have a problem — and it’s not that I’m married to a man who thinks the most deadly hurricane since 1927 is named after him.

I am in the throes of an adolescent girl crush/obsession/could-turn-into-stalking-if-there-wasn’t-so-much-laundry with Adam Driver.

How did this happen?

For those who don’t already know, Adam Driver is a 38-year-old Hollywood actor who has no idea who I am but is married to a woman who looks suspiciously like me (if I were 40 pounds lighter and had a facelift).